If I could only bitch slap someone!!!

Hi guys!

I don't like to start of with violence, but tonight. I just want to reach my hand up some arrogant, desperate ass, and yank out humble poo with a little small intestine to boot!

My day was going swimmingly until, I made a brief stop in our local mall. I was only there to buy incense. On my way out, I passed the two T- Mobile stores. First of all, do they really need two? Are they hurting that bad that they need to have one store for retail, and then an "oh shit second chance" store? Whatever. I guess that's why Catherine Zeta Jones isn't doing there commercials any more. I don't know anyone who currently has T - Mobile service, but the one person I used to know that had it, wasn't very fond of it, and when his contract was up, he switched to Nextel.

It's the same thing every time. I'm not just talking about the mall closest to me, I'm talking about every T - Mobile store and stand I have ever passed. What do they do? Hire the most arrogant, aggressive, ill-mannered, rejects they can find? Do they seriously have on their job application, "Are you willing to be a total asshole and completely demean anyone who does not switch/purchase our service?" Just in my immediate area, there are three malls each with at least one T - Mobile retail spot, and everyone the employees have treated me like utter crap because I'm happy with my service, and I am unwilling to try there plans. I've been with Cingular since 2004, and I have never felt uncomfortable or pressured from any of their sales reps.

The last incident with T - Mobile was today, and I was talking to the Manager on Duty. He literally told me that wasn't "quality" for T- Mobile's service. While I was talking to him, he walked away. This is of course after he has hunted me down from the mall, and asked if he could show me comparative rates between my Cell phone provider and T - Mobile. I told him before he even started I wasn't interested, but he had a cool pen he said I could have for just listening to the offer. I can't resist a free pen. I guess I'm easy. He then asked for my name and phone number so the company can send me my new free phone with no fees for eleven months. " Dude, I'm on a plan with 3 other phones. I just use roll over minutes because I don't use my phone enough for my on plan." He kept on not listening to me, and giving me some lip service about how T - Mobile created GSM. How T - Mobile is the only cell provider that works outside of Massachusetts and internationally. I caught him right there because I got my phone in Washington State, and I've used my phone in Canada. This all made him very pissy. Which lead to he wouldn't want my commission anyway and that I wasn't "quality." What the fuck does that mean? He can go fuck himself with T - Mobile's variation of the Razor. Seriously that was the last fucking straw. Does anyone know who I can make a complaint with. I've had this kinda issue with not only Mass T -Mobile sales folks, but with Connecticut and Washington State ones.

And what's with this astronaut chic that went crazy? Really. Come on Lisa!!! This chic has gone to the International Space Station. She is a role model to not just kids that gaze up at the stars and dream, but to girls. Very few women are breaking the mold in public view, here's one and she decides to go nuts!!???!!!! She's married for 19 years with three kids, and she pulls a "Jerry Springer" on us. She gets a Yokai's "This bitch is CRAZY," stare. Just what we need. Another emotional basket case to make all women look like crap. Maybe T - Mobile should hire her.

It must be true what they say, "Truth is stranger than fiction." It's definitely more entertaining.

My ISO cert exam is tomorrow. I'm bringing my lucky jade snake key chain for luck. Stop laughing. I was born year of the Snake so snakes are lucky for me. Probably not on planes, but that's neither here nor there. Wish me luck!

It has managed to be so cold in my little house at night, our cats curl up next to us in bed UNDER the covers.

Congrats to the guys and gals that complete an uphill sprint on the stairs of the Empire State Building. You people are sick. Healthy, just not all there. These people are true superheroes. Me, I would have died on step 26. Yes. I do Pilate's everyday, and I would still die. Painfully.

Tonight Lost is back on. Since it's on an hour later, maybe I will try to catch up.

Later.

Here's a bit of one of my favorite poems for ya.

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

--William Blake

Lady Yokai