Good President's Day weekend!Can you guess what the pic is? It is a photo mosaic of Pres. Abraham Lincoln. Well I think it's photo mosaic. I know it's a Dali. So maybe it's just weird.
So I guess I have been lazy. I wanted to blog 2 days ago, and now I'm just getting to it. I had so much to rant about, and now, it just seems trivial. Well, no since in wasting a good bitch!
Let's start with Ms. Anna Nicole Smith. If this isn't a case of accidental fame, I don't know what is. Did any of you really know who this broad was before she died? No. Stop equating her to Marilyn Monroe. Not even in the same league. The chic just happened to trip over good fortune. She was a complete fuck up of an individual, and is now more famous in death ( isn't that how it always is) than she ever was alive. I only know of her from Naked Gun 33 1/3, and the Trim Spa commercials. So now we have at least 4 guys claiming to be the father of her daughter poor little Dannielynn. Whoa. Is this not a phucked up name. Really. Couldn't we have hyphenated it or spaced it out? I admit my name is pretty bad, but at least it's not two names having an orgy!!!! I can understand the ex boyfriend's claim and her commitment partner, Howard K. Stern, but, what the fuck is a commitment partner? Who the hell came up with this? Is this we want to be married, but that is too institutionalized of a concept for us, so we are commitment partners instead? I don't understand. I guess it's common law marriage with out any legal rights. I don't think he even can be granted her estate. Who the fuck would want all the gushy perks of marriage, but with no legal benefits. The greatest sign the ass Stern is an idiot is that he is a lawyer. Finally I lawyer getting screwed! Way to go, Moron!
What's the deal with Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband throwing his name into the hat. Doesn't that bastard have enough money and fame to even worry about getting this poor child's life jacked up even more? What's this ass's name? Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt. Look asshole. Go off and suck Zsa Zsa's dick. Finally, I think there is a body guard claiming this is his kid. I guess every horny, whore loving, money grubbing asshole wants to try to do an "Ebay" bid on this kid. Poor little girl. We won't even get into the rights for her remains for burial. This poor whore's life was a three ring circus. She can't even rest in peace because Barnum and Bailey's gone into a an extended showing. Let that be a lesson to us all. Have a will. Always keep track of who you sleep with, what the outcomes are ( pregnancy, diseases,etc), and get closure before you move on. If you are going to dip into the bottomless pussy or dick, always have protection. Finally, don't do anything unless you have a legal and binding contract!!!
So I'm saying this now. When I go. Cremate me my Lord Sesshomaru doll and scatter my ashes around a lighthouse in the Cape!!!!!
I'm sure may of you have heard, we had our first snow storm last week. I guess now since it's warming up winter is over. I can't believe the craziness. I can understand us Southerners be weird when the white stuff drops, but everyone else needs to grab some and get over it. It snows hard, fast, and furious from Maine down to DC and from the east to the west. Why the hell are assholes in the snow region of the great US of A bitching about flight delays and cancellations. Get a fucking clue. Winter means snow. If you wanted to travel with no winter weather delays/cancellations, maybe you should have waited until June!!!! Fucking whinny bitches!
However, I can give some sympathy for the poor so-n-so's trapped a plane on the tarmac of Kennedy Airport for approximately 8 hours. Can you believe that they wouldn't even let these poor bastards have a drink? Look, being trapped on a plane for half a day in the freezing cold, with a hysterical bitch locked in the lavatory definitely calls for a muther fucking cocktail, brandy, or some 151!
Next my favorite stories that came across the air waves. I can't begin to give my comments for these so write me a feel free to give me your thoughts:
1. An Air Force Sergeant bares it all for Playboy
2. Couple locks their 11 adopted kids in cages
3.Troops getting more rest in between tours to Iraq
All I can say is: There is nothing wrong with showing a little skin, but for god sakes, female soldiers can really not use their actually work clothes in skin magazines! Female military have it hard enough as it is without being seen as the "Bad" Drill Sergeant just waiting to rip her clothes off for the hopeless recruits! If you want to pose naked, do what I would have done: be the queen of Shebah or Sabrina the slutty witch! Xena is also one of my favorites!!! The 11 kids, well I'm all for corporal punishment, but cages. That's a little pedophilish don't ya think? Finally, the answer to troop surge in Iraq is mandatory 2-year civil services! Maybe if everyone had to go, we could actually think of a way to get out of Iraq. Hey every other country has mandatory service, and do you see them starting wars in suicide bombing countries. Nope. Come on people. Freedom ain't free and democracy is not a free ride. I'm just saying if you want to scream justice, freedom, and equality be sure you can back that up and freaking fight for it!
Now, I am awaiting any reactions, opinions, and complaints!
I got this send off from a fortune cookie:
Society prepares the crime;
the criminal commits it.
Yokai
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