I hope they serve Amaretto in Hell!!!

Evening people!

I told someone at work I would use these title. This is actually a title of a book, I They Serve Beer in Hell, by Tucker Max. The book looks funny as hell so maybe I'll look into it. If anyone has read it, please by all means share.

For the last 31 hours, my sinuses have been a battlefield. Between headaches, pressure, nasal congestion, and tightening in my throat, I have been a disabled bitch. I finally found my Triple Echinacea blend. Hey, does tea expire? The bottom of the box has a sell by date of 9 Feb 07. Amazingly we can predict the exact day something goes bad. Pretty soon it will be down to the hour. How armageddonish! So the last 24 hours, I have been in that wonderful medicine head haze thanks to Tylenol Sinus day and night. Amazingly that stuff can fuck you up with out actually working. I usually just go for generic antihistamines because with those and an Alieve, you can actually taste individual air particles and smell the pictures flashing on TV.

You can imagine I haven't been little Miss Sunshine. I tried to avoid answering phones at work as much as possible. I really didn't want to call anyone a dumb shit. The only person I got close to call one was a woman who got a message yesterday that one book of her order was in. So she called to figure out why the other 2 didn't come in. First of all, she only ordered two books which she realized after wanting to speak to my manager because I wasn't helpful. Before I could transfer her she screams, " Wait! I have my order form here. I only ordered two books. So where's my other one?" So after I told her it was received 10 minutes before she called for the third time, she stop being a dumb bitch. I guess now that she wasn't focused on 3 books, but 2 life was rosy for her. Whatever, whore!

I hear James Brown body will finally be laid to rest within the next couple of days. Dude, the guy died on Christmas day. Between his 6 kids, his mate/partner ( ????), and a judge, Mr. "It Feels Good," inside his gold casket will finally get his peace.

Not much going on in my world. The appraisal was done to day for our house. Hopefully everything will go smoothly for the refinance. We are due to sign papers at the lawyers office on Thursday. It would be great to know a time. I guess people that make more than minimum wage can be spontaneous. I personally cannot afford ill planning.

If you will excuse me, I feel like shit. I don't even feel like working out. Last week I only did Pilate's, and now I feel fat. So to drown my woes, I ate 75% off Valentine's day chocolates and washed it all down with Birthday Cake ice cream. I will have to resume this rant tomorrow (Goddess willing.)

When you see clearly the problem is solved --Krishnamurti

Good Night and Good Luck,

Yokai the sick (physically and only a little mentally)