Hey guys!
I'm fighting with my computer right now. Apparently it does not like the influence of Megatron. For everyone out there who has no idea who he is, I've provided a link. Go be educated!
So I know I would talk more about Iraq today, but I gotta share moments of random evilness in my head. What's up with the kid who was plowed over by a football player? Who the hell let's there 4 year-old run around the outskirts of a football field while a game is going on? Craziness!! !! It's the 13Th clip down. Darwin Award finalists!!!
My mother-in-law received results from her PET scan yesterday. The news was confirmed by a second cancer specialist. Basically, more nodules. The site of cancer were her femur was removed has gotten worse. Nodules are gaining in size. A new spot appeared near her right shoulder. Some how through extreme sadness, she decided to biopsy the new growth to see if what the mass is. From there they will decide what to do next. The prediction is bleak. From 6 mos to 2 years.
So at almost four years, I still can't hold a conversation with her. I want to do something nice like flowers or a card, but she has snubbed her nose at my efforts every time. When I don't do anything, I get bitched out through the grapevine. How disappointed she is of me being a terrible daughter-in-law ( emphasis on in-law). Whatever. I told Hubby about the new line of Hallmark Expressions cards. These are cards for those events and circumstances that are either a lot less pleasant or socially acceptable such as separation/divorce, miscarriage, cancer, loss of a child, etc. So I decided to run some ideas to the Hallmark people:
- Sorry I knocked you up
- Sorry I also knocked your Mom up
- You're dying. Can I have your stuff
- Sorry I gave you VD
- Hope you find your baby's daddy
- Good Luck on your Sex Change
- Congrats on coming out of the closet
- Good job on losing your virginity
- You lost your virginity and we all think you are a filthy dirty tramp
- Have a Happy I have Two Gay Fathers' Day
- #1 Dumb ass
- Condolences on being impotent
- Your ass is fat, but we still love you
- Surprise! Your ass is that fat
- To our favorite felcher
- Sorry about your eviction/ repossession
- Good Luck throughout your bankruptcy
- To the best asshole in the world
- Super! Good work getting that DUI
- Sympathy on getting fired
- Get well while in rehab
- Marriage is a sacred thing between cousins
- Hope you don't get ass raped in prison
- Be my crack whore
- Merry Trailer Trash Day
- To a great first day of alcoholism
- I missed you and your other 7 personalities
- Your hair plugs look great compared to your comb over
Since it's late, again I'm going to cut short the talk from Iraq. I talked Hubby into going to BJ's. We have no food in this house. We suck. After $167.00, we still have no food, but we do have a ton of Oil of Olay products!!! I watched House, then I began searching for the elusive hairball one of my cats spit up earlier today. It's been at least six hours, and I still haven't found it. The Science Diet Indoor formula with a mix of the light hairball formula eliminated their hairball problem except for the random one every so many months. I think they are so ashamed of it, they hid it. Another time my friends. I promise!
Reality has no inside, outside or middle part.
--Bodhidharma
Crazy fact: Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath crown to hide the fact that he was balding.
Lady Demon
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