It is a hot one today!

Hi guys!!

After spending the previous week sick beyond belief, I didn't think I would pull off being a great host to my friends the past week. Surprisingly, all they wanted to do after spending months in Iraq with boo-koo bank was sit around with me, and occasionally shop at the mall. I even picked a few things up. It was great. They also helped me shop for two great pairs of jeans. Apparently after my massive weight-loss last year, I didn't realized that I finally made it to a size 5. After an hour of trying on the most form fitting and sexiest jeans, we found two pairs that made my lady hump sing!!!! Thank You, Pac Sun!!!!

After work when I entered my car, the temperature read 93 degrees! To all that is sacred and holy in the world, why the hell is it that hot in April in New England. Did Satan relocate to Massachusetts? Well, I know Purgatory is near the Rhode Island border, but Hell, MA... I could so see it. Instead of Massholes we would be "Hellholes." Okay, my attempt at humor sucked ass!! Sue me. I never said I was a bloody comedian.

A bit of sad news. A pilot from the incredible "Blue Angels was killed in a crash this weekend. In case anyone missed it here is the CNN report . The amazing thing was I thought the flags were at half mass because the state of Mass usually lowers the flag when a soldier in either Iraq of Afghanistan are killed. No idea that it was a Blue Angel pilot. He was from Pittsfield, MA.

So the My space thing is going wonderfully. I have so much fun on the site. I also get to talk to people I haven't spoken to in awhile.

Sorry, Mooie is being needy. He is hot and miserable. Geez, he is such a bitchy fat woman in a fat male cats body! I think he is not only irritable, but also bored. Great, I wanted to talk more about Iraq, but somebody is being a baby. "Mooie! Get out of those cabinets!" Yes. I just typed what I yelled at the cat!

Next time,
all Iraq.

Yokai